The new version of the app is out.
Yes, right now.
In this retrofuturistic hellscape where even Ozzy Osbourne has left us, and rock is now just a silent notification in a world that keeps scrolling.
We honor him the only way we know how: by dropping a quiz game update.
The new release is live.
Expect questions about Double Dragon, Gradius, OutRun — all those pixelated gods that raised us better than some parents ever did.
It’s a quiz that doesn’t forgive, like messing up in Ghosts ‘n Goblins one hit before the boss.
Meanwhile, while you flex your memory and lose your pride, I’m in Fuerteventura —
a place that feels like a secret map in a forgotten JRPG: alien winds, volcanic sand, cacti everywhere, and Wi-Fi as stable as a Battletoads run.
I’m taking a break. Code can wait. Bugs? They can scream in the void for now.
I’m recharging under a sun that burns like a final boss fight, mojito in hand, Slipknot in my ears, on loop.
But don’t get it twisted.
This isn’t a retreat — it’s a checkpoint.
I’ll be back soon.
With more code, more chaos, and even less mercy.
Rest in power, Ozzy.
You’ve made your final logout.
I’ve still got one more deploy.
— DarkNoise
